Quote of the Week: February 5

"OK, hey, I got something to say to you, man. I brake for birds; I rock a lot of polka dots; I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. That's just weird and it freaks me out, and I'm sorry I don't talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter, and that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong."

—Zooey Deschanel as Jess Day on New Girl